Dogs and Cats

Ok.......So I read this on a friends blog, and could not stop laughing. So I decided to copy it and put it on mine!! Even though I'm not really a dog person or a cat person...........but either way......... I still thought it was halarious!! Enjoy!!

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Excerpts from a Dog's Diary...
8:00 am - Dog food! My favorite thing!

9:30 am - A car ride! My favorite thing!

9:40 am - A walk in the park! My favorite thing!

10:30 am - Got rubbed and petted! My favorite thing!

12:00 PM - Lunch! My favorite thing!

1:00 PM - Played in the yard! My favorite thing!

3:00 PM - Wagged my tail! My favorite thing!

5:00 PM - Milk bones! My favorite thing!

7:00 PM - Got to play ball! My favorite thing!

8:00 PM - Wow! Watched TV with the people! My favorite thing!

11:00 PM - Sleeping on the bed! My favorite thing!

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Excerpts from a Cat's Diary…
Day 983 of my captivity. My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects.
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They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while the other inmates and I are fed hash or some sort of dry nuggets. Although I make my contempt for the rations perfectly clear, I nevertheless must eat something in order to keep up my strength.

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The only thing that keeps me going is my dream of escape. In an attempt to disgust them, I once again vomit on the carpet.

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Today I decapitated a mouse and dropped its headless body at their feet. I had hoped this would strike fear into their hearts, since it clearly demonstrates what I am capable of. However, they merely made condescending comments about what a 'good little hunter' I am. Jerks.

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There was some sort of assembly of their accomplices tonight. I was placed in solitary confinement for the duration of the event. However, I could hear the noises and smell the food. I overheard that my confinement was due to the power of 'allergies.' I must learn what this means and how to use it to my advantage...

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Today I was almost successful in an attempt to assassinate one of my tormentors by weaving around his feet as he was walking. I must try this again tomorrow -- but at the top of the stairs.

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I am convinced that the other prisoners here are flunkies and snitches. The dog receives special privileges. He is regularly released - and seems to be more than willing to return. He is obviously retarded.

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The bird has got to be an informant. I observe him communicating with the guards regularly. I am certain that he reports my every move. My captors have arranged protective custody for him in an elevated cell, so he is safe. For now.........



If any of you watch Family Guy.....The cat reminded me a little of Stewie! Love it!

HaLLoWeeN FuN!!!

So the Halloween weekend was lots of fun! You won't see Josh in any of these pictures tho because he was gone.... hunting allllll weekend long. He did get his deer tho, so that is very exciting!! And it was still a fabulous weekend!
It began Friday evening.... all of my sisters went over to my sister Shasta's house to frost cookies and watch Garfield Halloween. (I'm not sure if any of you ever used to watch Garfield.... well we did when we were younger... and loved it!) The nephews came to and we had a great time!!



Starting the Garfield Halloween! candy, candy, candy, candy....


Shasta and Laci making the cookies! (I'm not a huge fan of sugar cookies...but they were very good!)




And the frosting begins.......


There was Frankenstein, cat, and I think bat cookies!


After all that was done. My 4 younger sisters came back to my our apartment to stay the night with me, so I wouldn't have to be there all by myself. We made up their beds and all of us were out with in a few minutes. We have this round chair... it's called a "papa'sjohn" chair... or something like that... and Jenna called that right away to be her bed.

She got all snuggled up in it.


My other sister Bria was going to try to sleep in our leather recliner.... but after a few minutes..she decided to go down to the floor.


Then Saturday night, I went back over to Shasta's because my little sisters were going trick or treating in her neighborhood. Molly was showing off her cute pajamas....Bria is the lovely green M&M...and Jenna is a sweet little witch. They looked great! And got lots of candy!



After that, I went and met up with our friends who were finishing getting their costumes on. My friend Bobbie is a vampire...and that is her boyfriend Sam who is the Joker.....she kept trying to bight him all night..haha! They looked awesome!!




This is Tara, Bobbie and Me....... I wasn't sure if I was going to dress up til the last minute.. and by that time I didn't have anything.... so I supported the Cardinals for Halloween.haha! (It was simple and not to complicated....which worked for me.)
Overall the weekend was a ton of fun! Hope everyone had a great Halloween weekend as well!